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Dawn of the DeadTuesday, May 20, 200
6:30 p.m
The Magnolia Theater, Dallas
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You know the title sequences for the Spiderman movies. They did those. Oh yeah, and the opening title sequence for Superman Returns. What about one of the coolest film intros in a long time…Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Yep the team at Prologue did that too.

Prologue’s work is synonymous with cool. You can come check out its founder, Kyle Cooper, credited with almost single handedly revitalizing the main title sequence as an art form on Tuesday, May 20th at the Magnolia Theater in Dallas. See their work on the big screen, where it was intended to be seen.

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The recent Silence The Rooster ad campaign to promote the popular sleep aid, AmbienCR, has proved to be a wild success-not necessarily for the company selling the drug-but for completely unrelated humor-oriented blogs such as the one you are reading right now.

See, bloggers, such as myself, will latch on to nearly anything that might bring extra exposure without actually having to do any real work. Because, let’s face it, writing interesting content is hard. So, when a dim-witted ad campaign comes along featuring an obnoxious rooster, I’m all over it.

To give you an idea of how effective this “easy exposure” technique can be, let me show you the noticeable jump in traffic I received after writing a simple related article:

DeadRooster.com’s average daily traffic before ad campaign: 1

DeadRooster.com’s average daily traffic after ad campaign: 265,789

Ha! OK, I was only kidding. Dead Rooster’s average daily traffic before the ad campaign was around 1,000 visitors per day and after taking advantage of the Silence The Rooster ad running on TV’s across America (The ad does not run outside the US), I’ve pulled in about 5,500 extra visitors per day for the past three days. That’s more than a 600% increase!

Of course, after the ad stops running and people lose interest, I will once again be forced to write something interesting in order to inspire traffic; a welcome concept, I’m sure, to my regular readers.

So, this will be the last crappy post for a while-from now on, it’s back to the chain-fighting Elvis impersonators and cream-corn-filled llamas you’ve come to expect here at Dead Rooster.

Note: After I get back into the humor grove for a while, and you’ve forgiven me for pimping my blog out to the easy search-engine keyword grab, I will explain how I was able to steal the top spot on the front page of several search engines for the most popular key phrase at the time. It was pure genius. LOL

By the way, I know it’s Silence “Your” Rooster and not Silence “The” Rooster, but there’s a lot of traffic I’m missing out on…

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As I am speaking, Utah is having their yearly Open Source conference. If you’re in Utah or outside Utah (most of my audience is outside Utah), it is well worth the trip with some great topics from ssh tips and tricks to Wordpress Performance and Scalability by Utah’s own Joseph Scott from Automattic. I would be there myself but I have deadlines I have to meet this week (I have a big announcement to make next week which will explain my lack of time this week). However, as I was tracking the updates from the conference, I noticed there seem to be way more people updating from Twitter vs. the Open Source-based blogging tool, Identi.ca. In fact, I notice many Open Source proponents even outside Utah embracing Twitter over the Open Source-based Identi.ca and I wonder why.

Now, I wasn’t paying attention during OSCON so I don’t know if it was the same there, but I’m willing to bet there was a lot of activity going on within the Twitter network there that really should have been happening over on Identi.ca. I’m wondering if it’s just lack of education about Identi.ca, or if our views of the principles behind Open Source have changed.

I remember a day where in each company I worked for I would do all I could to try and get them to let me run Linux on my desktop. I still run vim and I still run open tools like Apache, MySQL, and Perl. In some (remember Red Hat 5?), I was making a sacrifice by doing so, because I knew I had complete flexibility to make the changes and configurations necessary to make it do what I wanted to do if it did not yet do it.

When I was an Engineer at Backcountry.com we thrived on this principle. It actually made us more productive as a company because when we used Open Source software, we could configure it the way we wanted when it wasn’t working the way we wanted it to as a company. This would have costed us hundreds of thousands of dollars in custom software changes if we used a shrink-wrapped solution. Not only that but we could give back to a great cause if it didn’t meet our needs, and in fact we gave back quite a few changes to the Open Source community because of this principle.

Now, if you are not one of those types that went out of your way to use open source software for the principle, and because of the reasons I mention above, then I’m not talking to you here. However, I’m calling each and every one of the Open Source advocates out that are on Twitter and have not yet tried, nor use Identi.ca on a regular basis. This is no different than running Linux on your desktop as in the examples I mentioned above. If Identi.ca is not working the way you want it to, as an Open Source Advocate and promoter, you have a responsibility to jump in and contribute the areas you don’t have access to. That’s the true spirit of Open Source, plain and simple! Here are the reasons why you can feel good using Identi.ca, or build your own Laconi.ca instance that can communicate with Identi.ca:

  • You own the content you post - All posts through a Laconi.ca instance are published under the Creative Commons license, meaning the publisher cannot own the content of its users. This is very much in the spirit of Open Source.
  • Identi.ca is based on open source software - as already mentioned, Identi.ca is based on the Laconi.ca source code. You can even set up your own instance and have it talk to other Laconi.ca instances. If you don’t like what Identi.ca does, then fix it, publish your own instance, or give back to Identi.ca!
  • Identi.ca talks with an Open Protocol, OpenMicroBlogging Protocol - Not only are you given source that talks this protocol, but you can write your own software that talks this protocol, and it will communicate with any other software that speaks this protocol. See my post on OpenMicroBlogger for an example of this in action. This is called “Federation”, and IMO it’s the essence of Open Standards and communication.
  • Identi.ca has almost all the same features as Twitter, and more - as I’ll explain in a minute, this probably doesn’t matter, but the only features it lacks are direct messaging and SMS. SMS is expensive, and most likely won’t last on even Twitter - it costs too much! Direct messaging can be resolved by means such as e-mail or text messaging in a much cleaner fashion, although there are rumors of some working on even that. What it has that Twitter doesn’t though, and this is powerful, is that all Laconi.ca instances support XMPP out of the box, which means live-streamed updates straight from users, in real-time. Not only that, but you can track those updates, as well as any update on any Laconi.ca instance via Track functionality. Also, via OMB protocol above, you can subscribe to users on other services other than Identi.ca, and vice versa.

Let’s not get me wrong here - I’m not telling you to abandon your network on Twitter. I’m saying if you support and promote Open Source standards and refuse to use an open service like Identi.ca that is based on Open standards, you are living a double standard. You can still use Twitter in the meantime. I still use Windows and Mac for functionality I don’t get on Linux until me or someone else is able to replace that functionality for something better. The concepts are the same. I still use Twitter occasionally.

Also, many are giving the excuse of, “my network is bigger on Twitter”. I’d first like to point you to my listening/follower ratio article on LouisGray.com as to how strong your network really is on Twitter, but in addition to that, let’s pull in the Linux example again. How many Linux desktops are there in the wild? How many Windows desktops are there? We use Open Source because it allows us to configure it to do what we need it to do, and often we can get the job done better because of that. We don’t care if the majority of the population is using another closed tool because we can do much more with the open tools we’re a part of.

I’d really like to see some more Open Source proponents using Identi.ca as their primary posting platform. If you would still like to use Twitter that’s fine - there’s a bridge to enable you to do that, but it’s time we stood to our principles and why we’re using Open Source in the first place. Please don’t consider this a criticism, but rather a Bearhug to come help us out in this cause.

You can find me on Identi.ca at http://identi.ca/jessestay.

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We (heart) Freelance Switch. They’re an awesome resource for all things freelance, and they’re a part of the very impressive eden network of websites. So we fell off our chairs when we read their recent post about declaring RSS bankruptcy.

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Yes RSS can be both addictive and time consuming. But we say it’s worth its weight in gold(en information). It’s impossible to put a price on the free, targeted, expert advice we get from our daily RSS dose. And we’re not just talking free advice, we’re also talking product & service reviews, images & icon sets, plus the latest industry news.

You name it, and it gets delivered straight to us, almost instantaneously, 100% free, less the unobtustrusive email bombardment. The time and money we save through RSSing far outweigh the time costs we spend in skimming our beloved gReader every day.

We do admit that you need to keep an eye on your RSS “balance”. If you see feeds that are “costing” you time but returning you nothing, delete them. You need to constantly “balance” your RSS books.

Good RSS feeds give incredible returns. So if you’re a freelancer at any level, DO NOT declare RSS bankruptcy. Just stop wasting your time with “expensive” feeds, and make sure you subscribe to free, invaluable feeds like ours and Freelance Switch’s.

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Enchanted Rock State Natural Area is a place I go to seek new beginnings. So it makes sense that I would spend this New Years Eve there.

It seems a large enough accomplishment for most people to just make it to the top of this 430 foot high, 640 acre, big, pink granite rock, let alone take the time to really look at it.

Once at the top, it seems natural to look up - up to the expanse of an endless blue sky - the closest place in Texas to the gods there is. And then, to look out - out to the rolling, green hills of the Texas Hill Country - yes there are rolling, green hills in Texas.

It does not, however, seem natural to look down - after all, we just came from “down.” But down is truly where the beauty is.

I can’t help but think of systems when I look closely at the lichens-covered granite rock that make up this rare paradise: the whole system, the systems that make up the whole, the systems that make up the systems that make up the whole, and, of course, the system that is made up of the wholes…
I hope you enjoy this glimpse into the system called Enchanted Rock. (Click on an image above to see all of the photos.)

Have a happy and prosperous 2007, and don’t forget to look down once in a while!
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Originally published in the 2004 NHL Yearbook

By Lucas Aykroyd

In biology, it’s known as a symbiotic relationship. Two organisms feeding off each other for mutual benefit, like the bee and the flower.

In today’s National Hockey League, the equivalent is a dynamic duo whose offensive production stings opponents but sweetens their team’s success.

Look at the 2002-03 scoring leaders. Six of the top seven point-getters were linemates with special chemistry: Peter Forsberg and Milan Hejduk of the Colorado Avalanche, Markus Naslund and Todd Bertuzzi of the Vancouver Canucks, and Joe Thornton and Glen Murray of the Boston Bruins.

No disrespect to the third members of those lines–Alex Tanguay, Brendan Morrison, and Mike Knuble–but nowadays it’s tough to find dominant trios with virtually equal output like Detroit’s renowned Production Line. In 1949-50, Ted Lindsay, Sid Abel, and Gordie Howe finished 1-2-3 in the scoring race with 78, 69 and 68 points respectively.

The closest recent parallel to that came in 1995-96, when Pittsburgh linemates Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr, and Ron Francis tore it up with 161, 149 and 119 points apiece, ranking them 1-2-4.

But there have been plenty of recent cases where two linemates both crack the Top Ten in scoring. So why have dynamic duos taken the place of trios?

Increased player movement is a factor. Free agency enables stars to change teams more easily than in the past. Also, NHL general managers don’t hesitate to shuffle the deck or dump big salaries when the need arises. This makes it harder to evaluate who would be the perfect fit as a third linemate.

Even when three snipers stick with the same club for years like, say, Steve Yzerman, Brendan Shanahan, and Sergei Fedorov of Detroit, the odds are that you won’t see them all together, except on the power play. Modern coaches constantly juggle their lines to spread out the scoring or jumpstart someone whose production has flagged. But it’s a no-brainer to keep together two top-notch talents who consistently find each other on the ice and get the job done offensively.

“We complement each other really well,” Bertuzzi said of his Vancouver partnership with Naslund. “As much as our games are different, they are the same as well.”

At 6-3 and 245 pounds, Bertuzzi uses his size to create room for Naslund and shows great instinct with his soft hands. But his instinctive style also leads him into frequent offsides and occasional bad penalties. This is offset by Naslund’s more cerebral approach. The Swedish captain has great patience with the puck and boasts arguably the NHL’s most accurate wrist shot. The two linemates enhance each other’s strengths and minimize weaknesses.

Naslund and Bertuzzi combined for almost 36 percent of Vancouver’s 264 tallies last year as each flirted with the 50-goal mark. It was a career season for this duo, who had already finished 2-3 in league scoring in 2001-02.

Even better things happened for Forsberg and Hejduk with the Avalanche. And again, it was a case of “you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.”

Forsberg’s passing skills and two-way play have long recommended him as the best all-around talent in hockey. But the rugged Ornskoldsvik native has also been criticized for not shooting enough. Hejduk ensured that wasn’t an issue, notching a league-leading 50 goals to help Forsberg win his first Art Ross Trophy as the NHL’s top scorer.

“I’m just enjoying the ride playing with him,” Forsberg told the Rocky Mountain News about Hejduk. “He seems to find the open spaces and the puck seems to find him.”

Some things never change. Those same words could have come from either member of the most dynamic duo of the 1980’s and perhaps all time, Wayne Gretzky and Jari Kurri.

Over 12 seasons with the Edmonton Oilers and Los Angeles Kings, the Great One and his sharp-shooting right winger combined for a whopping 560 goals. Gretzky assisted on 364 of Kurri’s tallies, and Kurri returned the favor 196 times. Kurri’s defensive prowess enabled Gretzky to freewheel and establish scoring records that may never be broken.

“Without Jari, I’d still have been a good player, sure, but there’s no way I’d have accomplished what I did,” Gretzky said in his 1990 autobiography. “He and I just clicked on the ice, almost like we were twins.”

Even their off-ice bond made them like family. It was more than just playing ping-pong together in the room before games. Gretzky became the godfather to Kurri’s two sons.

In the mid-1990’s, it was another Canadian-Finnish pairing that emerged as the NHL’s top duo. When the Winnipeg Jets dealt Teemu Selanne to the Anaheim Mighty Ducks, the Finnish Flash found his hockey soulmate in Paul Kariya.

“It’s so much fun playing the game when you know exactly what the other person’s going to do,” said the North Vancouver-born Kariya, a diminutive speedster with a terrific wrist shot. Selanne, whose fondness for jokes and fast cars remains legendary, helped to loosen up his more serious partner, and that paid dividends on the ice.

Playing together, the two wingers both racked up Top Ten NHL regular season point totals four times from 1996 to 2000, including two occasions where Selanne finished second and Kariya third. Two Lady Byng Trophies (1996, 1997) for sportsmanlike excellence adorned Kariya’s mantelpiece, while Selanne became the first-ever winner of the Maurice “Rocket” Richard Trophy with his league-best 47 goals in 1998-99.

However, in an illustration of the danger of relying too much on just two guys, Anaheim never made waves in the playoffs, only reaching the second round in 1997. Of course, Kariya would get his first crack at the Stanley Cup in 2003, but that was more than two years after Selanne had been traded away to San Jose.

Today’s NHL, with its emphasis on defensive systems, is best-suited for the duo that takes care of both ends of the rink. Dallas’s Jere Lehtinen and Mike Modano might be the best example of that.

Modano grabs the limelight with his spectacular rushes, but it’s Lehtinen who is often touted by teammates as the unrecognized Stars MVP. A perennial Selke Trophy candidate, this well-conditioned Finn has jacked up his offensive game, scoring a career-best 31 goals in 2002-03.

When the Dallas coaching staff assembles video footage to show their players how to do things right, more often than not Lehtinen is the featured performer. And when Modano and Lehtinen teamed up with Brett Hull in 1998-99, it was no surprise when Dallas finished first overall and then won the Stanley Cup.

Now, who are the dynamic duos of tomorrow? Will Atlanta coach Bob Hartley revive the pairing of Dany Heatley and Ilya Kovalchuk as the Thrashers bid for their first playoff berth? How about Tampa Bay buddies Vincent Lecavalier and Brad Richards taking it to the next level together? Or could gifted center Jason Spezza find his groove alongside a Marian Hossa or Martin Havlat in Ottawa to follow up his brief but impressive showing in last year’s Conference Finals?

Only talent, grit and persistence will answer these questions. But history shows that dynamic duos will always find a way to flourish. Just like the bee and the flower.

Other Terrific Twosomes

Bryan Trottier-Mike Bossy: Trottier’s grit and Bossy’s unique scoring ability keyed the New York Islanders to four straight Cups from 1980 to 1983.

Mark Messier-Glenn Anderson: Sometimes overshadowed by Gretzky and Kurri in Edmonton, these two high-flying linemates still rank second and fourth respectively in all-time playoff scoring.

Adam Oates-Brett Hull: 72, 86, 70. Not football jersey numbers, but the NHL-best goal totals the “Golden Brett” earned off feeds from Oates with St. Louis from 1989-90 to 1991-92.

Pat LaFontaine-Alexander Mogilny: This Buffalo duo shone brightest in 1992-93, as LaFontaine finished second in NHL scoring with 148 points and Mogilny’s 76 goals tied Teemu Selanne for the league lead.

Eric Lindros-John LeClair: The two constants on Philadelphia’s “Legion of Doom” line, they combined for 47 points during the run to the 1997 Stanley Cup Finals.

The Wayne and Jari Show

In terms of pure offensive power, no duo has ever proved as dynamic as Wayne Gretzky and Jari Kurri with the Edmonton Oilers. The numbers say it all.

Highest single-season goals total: 144, Gretzky (73) and Kurri (71), 1984-85

Highest one-year playoff goals total: 36, Kurri (19) and Gretzky (17), 1984-85

Highest single-season assists total: 226, Gretzky (163) and Kurri (63), 1985-86

Highest one-year playoff assists total: 48, Gretzky (31) and Kurri (17), 1987-88

Highest single-season points total: 346, Gretzky (215) and Kurri (131), 1985-86

Highest one-year playoff points total: 78, Gretzky (47) and Kurri (31), 1984-85

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According to a survey by It’s Just Lunch, 80% of singles still believe that a relationship is more important than a career and over 90% of singles want to get married someday.

“Singles today are more proactive about meeting other singles then they were ten years ago. We have found that singles are using many different avenues to meeting that special someone.” “52% of women and 48% of men have used a dating service, compared to only 8% over a decade ago.”

Over the past decade while the goal of meeting someone special has remained the same, the age singles believe they will tie the knot has changed. In the 1990’s, 54% of single women believed they would marry in their early to mid 30’s; 59% of single men believed they would marry in their mid 40’s. Today, the timing has reversed. 56% of single women believe they will marry in their late 30’s or 40’s, while 54% of single men believe they will marry in their 30’s.

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